I don't use Twitter. But I do like birds and branches.
I'm sorry my darling Linus. I love you, I promise.
Tonight, however, you are sleeping in the bathroom.
You've been spraying/peeing on the ground a lot recently.
You even sprayed on Yves' yoga mat and my Club Monaco clutch.
We know it's not your fault that you weren't neutered,
but until we know what to do with the problem,
you are sleeping in the bathroom.
- ? 2010 (26)